The Kingdom of Womble 5123 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.721 billion Womble 5123ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 5123ian economy, worth 399 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,826 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,356 per year while the poor average 2,872, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5123's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5123 is ranked 232,487^th in the world and 6,348^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.